Wonderwall

15 2 / 2012

It seemed about time Supernatural had one of these.

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CANADA: not even in America (The French Mistake.)

Alabama: Lovelady Lovelady I got your baby (variation on Bloody Mary, see John’s Journal)

Alaska: fifteen blind fishermen (one of the 66 seals broken by Lilith was a crew of 15 fishermen going blind in Alaska)

Arizona: funions and mr. pibb (remember Sammy’s Heaven? When he found Bones?)

Arkansas: orange jumpsuits (Folsom Prison Blues)

California: where sam winchester’s girlfriends die (Jess. Madison. You gotta admit there’s a pattern…)

Colorado: wendigo (also, dean doesn’t do shorts.)

Connecticut: creepy dolls (Playthings)

Delaware: Nick (Lucifer’s temporary vessel)

Florida: mystery spot (how many times CAN Dean die?)

Georgia: The Unholy Cause (one of the novels)

Hawaii: ghost surfer (it should happen!)

Idaho: Padalecki wedding (Jared and Gen)

Illinois: Death likes the pizza (therefore Chicago can stay)

Indiana: apple pie is not freaking worth it (Scarecrow)

Iowa: Disney princesses that will kill you (a.k.a. the Siren)

Kansas: carry on my wayward son (…if I need to explain this, you aren’t a Supernatural fan.)

Kentucky: angel food cake (otherwise known as Anna)

Louisiana: voodoo thing (what Dean was dealing with in New Orleans when John vanished from Jericho)

Maine: teenage mutant ninja angel (a.k.a. Raphael)

Maryland: nun factory (Azazel describing the convent above Lucifer’s cage)

Massachusetts: it’s called witchcraft, short bus (Malleus Maleficarum)

Michigan: I told you, this would always happen in Detroit (Swan Song)

Minnesota: my daddy shot your daddy in the head (Born Under a Bad Sign)

Mississippi: I usually like to be warned before I’m violated by demon tongue (Crossroad Blues)

Missouri: not the psychic (as in Missouri Moseley)

Montana: vampires that don’t eat people (the vamps in Montana resisted the offer of Sam’s blood when Gordon tried to force it on them)

Nebraska: Harvelle’s Roadhouse (please let that be a rifle)

Nevada: follow the creepy brick road (Roadkill)

New Hampshire: stone-throwing devil (poltergeist, see John’s Journal)

New Jersey: what’s a Snooki? (oh, Sam… xD)

New Mexico: God is on a tortilla (no, he’s not on a flatbread…)

New York: Dean’s first sawed-off, sixth grade (found in John’s storage locker)

North Carolina: Mt. Misery Road (haunted road, see John’s Journal)

North Dakota: white 05 Escalade with custom rims (remember that car Sam stole in When the Levee Breaks?)

Ohio: purple nurples and slow-dancing aliens (Tall Tales)

Oklahoma: full on obi wan’d (Andy convincing Dean to give him the Impala)

Oregon: croatoan croatoan croatoan (the original outbreak!)

Pennsylvania: planes crash (Phantom Traveller)

Rhode Island: unicorn (because this is a TINY state… where Houses of the Holy took place)

South Carolina: Cayce (see John’s Journal)

South Dakota: Bobby’s salvage (no idjits allowed)

Tennessee: the first convention (Nashville!)

Texas: the origin of the J’s (well, what do YOU thank the state for? >.>)

Utah: monticello hound sighting (see John’s Journal)

Vermont: Bela (in Time Is On My Side, Dean tracks her down here)

Virginia: wizard of Livingston (poltergeist, see John’s Journal)

Washington: wishing well (Wishful Thinking)

West Virginia: Cornstalk’s Curse (see John’s Journal)

Wisconsin: apparently clowns kill (Everybody Loves a Clown)

Wyoming: hell’s gate (All Hell Breaks Loose)